You may not know this

[CanadianGirl]

but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see
right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to
light a fire under it, and
of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the
bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male,
didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying!

[Noclouds]

LOL

[cherrysis]

Very Nice Tracy!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[BlackMagicRose]

ROTFL...now that is a good one. [img]wink.gif[/img]